things people have said


some things I have heard people say: “The world is really flat it only looks round high up”, “the Bible says looser weepers finders keepers”, Black people have black skin but white souls”, “Jesus was a gnostic astronaut”, ” Lincoln was actually gay”, “The Bill of Rights is a Communist document”, “God is an American”, “Jesus is just one of many ways to the Divine Consciousness and his disciples taught that before the Bible was rewritten”, ” where ever you find four Episcopalians you always find a fifth”, and the best for last ” if a dude has big little toe he has a big” well you know how that ends!

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